Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?

Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?

Dr. Cox: Give me a break. The kid’s like… he’s like a… have you ever seen a drunk baby? Eh, it’s a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it’s… it’s endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man… you take your eyes off them for one second…and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they’re plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box. The point is… Newbie is my drunk baby.