1.) Someone to come over and clean my house, top to bottom (or whatever order they prefer).

2.) An anti-cat forcefield around my bedroom door. OR! Someone to teach my cats English so they’ll understand when I tell them oh my god, stop scratching at my door! I’ll feed you when I get up in an hour, if you’re lucky!

3.) A coffee shop built in the parking lot of my office building featuring free, all-you-can-drink EVERYTHING. Well, for me at least. Otherwise they may not do so well, financially.

4.) New Saturday Night Live writers.

5.) A new president of the United States. Score!

6. EVERYTHING from my Amazon.com wishlist. (I am shameless!)

7.) A dinosaur. Raaarrrrrr!