A picture of a baby! (Baby pics are the ultimate manipulation, you know.)

Your heart just melted a bit, didn’t it. God, I’m good.

Time to fan the flames by adding a picture of a puppy! Oh yes, I am that devious.

But wait, there’s more! In the hopes of capturing your undying love, I present a picture of a Preschool Zombie about to devour her brother’s brains. Brrrraaaaaiiiinnnnssssss!

I now own you.

PS: Thank you Bingmars for letting me take pictures of your lovely family again today!