I remember bringing this up with someone a few years ago, and being told that I was wrong and crazy. (Sniff.) But I still hold strong to my belief that The Killers totally ripped Mr. Brightside off of David Bowie’s Queen Bitch. Or, if nothing else, they were quite heavily influenced by this song. Now before you judge listen to the two songs. This isn’t a lot to ask; they’re both quite catchy. And please keep your “million monkeys, million typewriters” argument to yourself.  

Thank you for your help,

The Management


PS: You’ll have to excuse the prolonged absense of Monkey and The Slinkster. They’ve been oogling visiting the Professor. I wish I was oogling visiting the Professor right now…