The bridesmaid shoe debacle has been solved, thanks to a very quick shipping eBay seller. One hurdle hurdled. The only bad part is the crazy folks who made the shoes decided that most people have pancake toes. I don’t have pancake toes, I have cute, normal toes (in desperate need of a manicure, or at least some nail polish), so the toe strap KILLS! I’m trying to stretch it to fit my normal-proportioned feet; wish me luck with this most harrowing and painful of tribulations.

Sadly, it took me a good five minutes last night to figure out which way the ankle straps go. Apparently I’m not smart enough to wear fancy shoes.