My sister-in-law’s wedding is coming up in, ok, time to break out the brain and do the math, 23 days. Wait, 23 days? Can that be right? Daaammmnnn…

I have an adorable reddish bridesmaid dress I need to fit into in 23 days. In public. Huh. So, the pizza and bag of dark chocolate m&ms that I had for lunch was my last for awhile. Easy enough to say now as my tummy has been recently sated, the needy bitch.

The bridesmaid dress is adorable. See? And it will look even cuter if I can zip the zipper the whole way up.

So I guess that’s that.

Next stop: Shoes. Oh yeah. I need to get appropriate bridesmaid shoes, too.