Nausea. Nauseous. Nauseated. Pukey (that one isn’t in the spell check for some reason). It came on suddenly, out of nowhere, and its taking no prisoners. Harsh! The only acceptable causes of nausea are as follows:

  • The Flu (I don’t have the flu; I haven’t had the flu in close to ten years.)
  • Hangover (Definitely not hung-over. And if I were pukey hung-over from the glass and a half of wine I had last night, that would definitely be a sign of something much worse, such as I’m a major wuss.)
  • Pregnancy (No. Just…no.)

Oh good, it’s fading. Thank the fricking lord.  

We can now return to our regularly scheduled, non-pukey day. Good bye.